An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:
-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior
-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior
Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.
by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013
Get the Spartan Shower mug.When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.
This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.
Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.
This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.
Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.
I fart really loudly when I drop a deuce and I don't want my girlfriend's mom to hear me. Time for a Dry Shower. She'll NEVER know what I'm really doing in here, heh! heh!
by Crazy8888s October 20, 2011
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The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…
Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.
by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019
Get the Disco Shower mug.Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
by SlopNChop May 15, 2016
Get the Shower Sex mug.That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
Get the emerald shower mug.The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013
Get the Koino Shower mug.much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009
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