I Shitted In My Pants

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I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!

by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019

Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Enemy Boat Spotted

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008