Red River Shootout

A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
by mickeyfickey December 31, 2004
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Western Shootout

The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.
Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!
by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021
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Shootout

A shootout, also called a firefight, gunfight, or gun battle, is an armed confrontation entailing firearms between armed parties using guns, always entailing intense disagreement(s) between the fighting parties. The term can be used to describe any such fight, though it is typically used in a non-military context or to describe combat situations primarily using firearms (generally excluding crew-served weapons, combat vehicles, armed aircraft, or explosives).
by 172737 October 30, 2024
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Tucson Shootout

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.
“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”
by Tucson Strangler June 18, 2024
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