stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

by Ashley P. March 19, 2008

Sooned

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.

I sooned realized you're gay lol.

by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Swooned

To get hit so hard that you lose all virginity.

Snyder absolutely got Swooned by Dan.

by ElijA June 11, 2006

shookedavery

shockedavery makes the best why don’t we edits, and she is in love with Jack Avery

omg shookedavery makes the best edits!

by seaveyaesthetic October 20, 2018

Sooned

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"

X: damn they sooned us again

by ElNico56 August 7, 2019