Shoints

A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

shnit

When one sneezes and shits simultaneous.

Ewww Dylan just did a shnit, u can see it in his eyes..

by dyaln-miller69 February 22, 2014

Shonti

Beautiful, Vibrant, Loving, Extra Sexyy, Cute, Nice ass, Smart The Best Personality ! You Would Fall In Love With Her In Minutes !

Ben: Do You See That Sexy Lady ??
Frank: Yeah What Do You Think Her Name Is ??
Ben: Idk But It Should Be Shonti With A Body Like That !
Frank: Fa Sho !

by sexyylady9615 February 28, 2011

shontai

also known as shonny
an amazing girl

totally beautiful really caring :)
usually islander
shontai is sometimes a dancer or singer
if so she is amazing at it
totally sexy and hot
shontai's usually have the best eyes and hair
she makes an excellent gf so if u ever go out wit her make sure u take care of her

person1: omg dude who is she
person2: dunno but she is super sexy
person1: shes such a shontai

by ...(^-^)... November 26, 2011

shomit

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shoni

Shoni’s are outgoing and like doing adventurous things. Shonis know how to look good, get pretty good grades, after school activities (a lot of them) and friends. She is very loyal to her friends and helps them when they are down. Shoni’s are more on the artistic side. Yes, they do try sports some time because they like to try many things. But they like performing and artsy things. Shonis are very efficient but very protective when someone’s mean. When they have bad things happening they try to not talk about it but they eventually do. They are very brave and you will love to have a Shoni in your life.

You found a brave person? Must be a Shoni.

by S jain April 6, 2019

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010