Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?
by king_Maria November 30, 2019
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by Nazuro January 27, 2009
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Sholme • Herlock Sholmes • shole • shome • shoomer • shoemenders • sholeh • SHOMEL • showme • showmeyourmossybanknow
dylan:g god i am SO SHOMELLLLLL
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun
dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard
friend1: aww you so sexy and shomel hun
dylan:oh i know now FEEEEEEEED oh dont suck to hard
by lil shumshum March 20, 2021
Get the Shomel mug.Sholeh is a persian name for girls that means flame. And like a flame she is sooo warm and hot. She is also so kind. You are the happiest person in the world if you have a sholeh as your friend
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the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
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the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.
you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."
if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"
if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"
by dezandjesse April 10, 2008
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by Beeeeep June 22, 2008
Get the solmes rule mug.A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!
"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."
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