Showeritis

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

by bluepanda October 26, 2014

Soberest

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018

shoeist

To be racist against other shoe brands or styles

My mom is a shoeist.

by HAL2.0 May 26, 2017

Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009

Shoebris

The act of wearing footwear that is socially inappropriate to the situation at hand.

Did you hear that Tim wore slippers to his job interview yesterday? That was some serious shoebris!

by 2lol2quit April 9, 2011

Soberlist

One who does not get shit faced, but prefers not to be sober.

Kondox is a soberlist.

by Afrooklyn September 14, 2016

soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.

Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!

by familyguy007 February 11, 2010