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Showergun

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.
Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.
by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011
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sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.
"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"
by anonomous June 11, 2006
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showergasm

A Orgasm type feeling that results when climbing into a shower after heavy manual labor or just exhaustion. Showergasms can be as pleasurable as an orgasm. Some things that happen when you recieve one are: legs going limp, grumting or panting, and shiviers up your spine
after i got back from 20 hours of lifting lead, i climbed into the shower and collapsed in pleasure because of my showergasm.
by spermin' peter March 19, 2009
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shober

The mental clarity of skinny shoroity girls between their first and second wine coolers.
No Ossifer, I've only had two shmirnoff ice coolers. I'm shtill shober!
by BlogJuana.com April 1, 2003
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Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.
Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!
by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013
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shibergoobermyer

Anthony's (Antonio's) wives name. :
a shibergoobermyer is a good-looking crazy, weird, person who is a wifee who has the cooleest name ever!!
by Mirandaa March 1, 2009
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shober

Verb: To make someone suddenly 'sober up' or 'get clean' by showing that person the stupid, shocking, and embarrassing things he/she did while drunk and/or stoned.
"Man! Joe was messed up last night!"
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."

"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."
by DrPeace November 29, 2011
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