sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shneakery

adjective. Used to describe people acting in a sneaky way

Those guys noob tubing on cod are so shneakery

Those men in hoodies are acting so shneakery

You stole my chips, you so shneakery

by shneakeryboy January 6, 2011

Shneakin

Sheakin is basically the same as creepin' bt if you are Sheakin, then you are considered more suspicious and more of a weirdo!!

'This kid is propa Shneakin!'

by Abb!3 - D33 June 3, 2007

Sneato

sneato is "sweet" and "neato". rather similar to sneat, just classier due to the "o".

"i got a new argyle vest at The Gap"
"Sneato Darian!"

by |<Tanner>| September 16, 2009

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010