shmoo

a squash shaped critter that tastes like chicken.

Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose.

by tomoko July 31, 2003

shmoo

having more than one of the same fruit

a shmoo of tangerines.

by roflitspaige December 13, 2008

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Shmoo

The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.

OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE

by insanochick June 24, 2009

shmoo

an interjection used when a situation is only mild in it's effect

Jack: We're late for the movie. Shmoo.

by Sqwerly July 29, 2003

Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Shmoo

Shmoo is used to describe Kian Ellerby when he is with Jasmine. Kian is Jasmines shmoo and no one elses.

Love you shmoo said Jasmine

by ILoveKian69 November 2, 2019