Edsonic's definitions

Geeze

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Wordwiv

To request that a person sit down and have a good contemplative think about what they are doing/about to do/have done.

Short for "Have a word with your self"

Mate, she has a face like a rancid clunge. Wordwiv.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Gip

Another word for male ejaculate.

I appear to have expelled several reams of gip across your leg. Sorry, I'll get some tissue.

by Edsonic December 30, 2004

Cock Rocket

A complete twat. Stupid person.

Mark - Mate, you are a cock rocket

Dave - Yes, yes I guess I am...

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

BLUD

Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I

You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

elishe

A word meaning elation.

Used as a band name by one of the greatest bands ever to grace the south of england.

by Edsonic December 30, 2004