Definitions by Edsonic

Gip 

Another word for male ejaculate.

I appear to have expelled several reams of gip across your leg. Sorry, I'll get some tissue.

Gip by Edsonic December 30, 2004

elishe

A word meaning elation.

Used as a band name by one of the greatest bands ever to grace the south of england.

elishe by Edsonic December 30, 2004

BLUD 

Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I

You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.

BLUD by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

Shmoo by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Geeze 

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

Geeze by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Cock Rocket 

A complete twat. Stupid person.

Mark - Mate, you are a cock rocket

Dave - Yes, yes I guess I am...

Cock Rocket by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Wordwiv 

To request that a person sit down and have a good contemplative think about what they are doing/about to do/have done.

Short for "Have a word with your self"

Mate, she has a face like a rancid clunge. Wordwiv.

Wordwiv by Edsonic December 29, 2004