Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Cock Rocket

A complete twat. Stupid person.

Mark - Mate, you are a cock rocket

Dave - Yes, yes I guess I am...

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Wordwiv

To request that a person sit down and have a good contemplative think about what they are doing/about to do/have done.

Short for "Have a word with your self"

Mate, she has a face like a rancid clunge. Wordwiv.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Gip

Another word for male ejaculate.

I appear to have expelled several reams of gip across your leg. Sorry, I'll get some tissue.

by Edsonic December 30, 2004

BLUD

Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I

You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Geeze

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

elishe

A word meaning elation.

Used as a band name by one of the greatest bands ever to grace the south of england.

by Edsonic December 30, 2004