SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

Shiffaroe

A hard substance (harder than dolemite) that white slavemasters and overseers used to make slaves toil over for endless hours at a time.

Slave 1: Cum own Kunta, let's go own down by 'da river 'n rest a spell.

Slave 2: I kain't. I'zz to busy bustin' up dis Shiffaroe!

by Knowlege Doctor May 19, 2008

shiffmaning

To pay a 14 year old girl to commit sexual acts on spring break in mexico

"Hey, Jason's Shiffmaning that girl"

by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006

Shiffy

A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?

That was a shiffy movie!

by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009