shmerlin unit

a gang started up on the east coast of england by the most feared gangster of kent - s dot man. after terrorising the orpington area "its roughr than peckham unoe" he formed his own gang. aided by his accomplices merlin and the shepernator, the gang is now accountable for 90% of gun crime in london and the south east

guy 1: shuup prick
guy 2: u dont want me to ring up my shmerlin unit connexions
guy 1: im sorry im sorry anything but

by shmerlz March 23, 2009

shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Shmegling

To be overcome or filled with something

“Bro, Timmy thinks that 9+1 is 11. I swear he’s shmegling with shit”

“I don’t think we should go eat right at noon, all the restaurants are probably shmegling with people”

by tacosRgud4thaSoul August 8, 2019

Smeglington

Derived from smeg, a more snooty sounding smeghead.

For goodness sake Archibald, would you kindly stop behaving like such a smeglington.

by davidson listeronious October 18, 2008

smegling

To go on Omegle.com

I was smegling with this rando last night

by tessab yesdnil July 2, 2015

shmuglin

Mid aged children that have already adapted to the life of being a wanna be gangster, but come from middle class suburbia.

Oh look at the little shmuglins out past there bed time.

by jaxamatax October 12, 2016

Shmegington

A catch phrase coined by Schmidt on the tv series New Girl. Schmidt famously said “oh snap, shmegington” in response to Cece in Season 2. Used in over 30 episodes, it lead to a viral meme in 2015.

This phrase is meant to capture everything and nothing at the same time.

Oh snap! Shmegington!

by HermionesFrontTeeth May 8, 2022