Shmeg bucket

The principle repository of all disgusting and gross materials, such as cigarette-butt laden half empty beer cans and snot rags, generated during mostly high school and college house parties so as to minimize the spread of party debris into other rooms and areas. The reason d'etre of the shmeg bucket is to make cleaning the residence easier in an effort to cover one's tracks and hide eveidence of the social event and its ever present heavy drinking activities from parents in highschool or landlords in college. Shmeg buckets frquently use the kitchen trash container or often a garage trash can is dragged into the home. It is a sign of respect to the parties host to ask where the shmeg bucket is located upon arrival to let that host know you are a neat and tidy partier.

When John wen to Carol's with his newly acquired 12 pack his older brother bought, he offered her a beer and politely asked "Where's the shmeg bucket, Carol?" letting her know that he would deposit his empties and stems and seeds in the proper location.

by Dougiefreshness June 18, 2012

Shmeg Cheese

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

Shmeg shlongman

A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes

Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse

Shmeg shlongman is a bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg shlongman

a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse

that person is a shmeg shlongman

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Sheggy

An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.

Did you see that Sheggy on the news?

by Sheggy February 29, 2020