Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023

Shmeg

Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.

Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.

by Bad man Shmeggles June 4, 2019

Shmegged

When one is both drunk and high at the same time.

What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!

by Unforsaken May 13, 2012

Shmeg shlongman

A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes

Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse

Shmeg shlongman is a bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg shlongman

a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse

that person is a shmeg shlongman

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg

a vape

yo derek toss the shmeg

by yungscrotum July 5, 2025