shmeagle

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

by SHLOP July 29, 2005

shmeh

a word which may be used to express a couple emotions or a level of understanding.

confused: shmeh?
indifferent: shmeh
frustrated: SHMEH!

by cobane May 9, 2003

Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

shoeaholic

a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes

Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.

by wisnk0816 May 25, 2011

Shoeaholic

Noun: One who covets shoes and who owns more than they can wear in.... ever.

Jenn is a shoeaholic. That bitch wore a new pair again!

"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"

by Shoe Whore December 29, 2009