Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

Shmiff

A word to replace Fuck

Danny- My Teacher's so Shmiffin hot!
Daniel- Your Shmiffed up.

by -Danny- April 26, 2009

smaff

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

Schmaff

The female genetalia at face value.

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.

by teedeebee September 2, 2009