Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
by Publius42069 May 22, 2019
Get the Shaffer mug.An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
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Get the Shmiff mug.Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.
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"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
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