Shlorpo

Fan of Shlorpian society from “Solar Opposites”

“That guy is such a shlorpo.”

by zigaroni January 3, 2023

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong

"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"

by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005

shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019

Shlormpl

Bottom fragger in any game especially valorant. Just a bad person

Hey have you seen shlormpl today. Good that guy is a price of shit in game. I hope his mom gets poggered

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008