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Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.
by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004
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Star Shopping

a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.
Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping
by katisurdadddy March 1, 2019
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shbopple

The occurence that pertains to participation in the trifecta of oral, anal, and vaginal sex all at once while ejaculating into every possible crevass. The optimal performance being to completely engulf the entire body in nut
My boy, I shboppled that girl's booty shorts in two strokes last night.
by Mieda November 11, 2017
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this shlop is kush

meaning “damn, this head is fire” or “this bj feels like heaven

wtf
will to his ex gf: “damn this shlop is kush rn”
by Keybotron January 15, 2022
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Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH
"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"
by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006
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Shoppe

1- A fancier way to spell shop
2- Old timey way to spell shop

In modern times, indicates a fancier, more expensive shop.
The coffee shoppe, where you can buy EVEN MORE expensive coffee!

or

Ye olde coffee shoppe, henceforth thou shalt come hitherith frequently.
by TheFizzWurt August 22, 2012
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Schloppy

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."
by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020
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