shlomp

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

by papadabz January 4, 2021

shlompy

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;

"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

Shlumpt

Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.

I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.

by Fatherclout May 2, 2018

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008