Shlinky

Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.

Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004

Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022

Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

Boinky sloinky

when the sussy slucky wuggy does the spluncky boingy sloinky to wubby wluby sussy splushie wockie stoinky wlubby splushie but the scruby scrussy isnt wobbly woinky anymore 🤤🤤🤤

person 1: Boinky sloinky 🤤🤤

person 2: what?

by Microsoft power point March 17, 2022