shlink

1) A shitty URL link. A URL link that takes you nowhere are somewhere you did not want to go.

I followed a link from Google News to Informationweek.com but it didn't take me to the article. It took me to the root of their page so I had to hunt down the article again. Then their javascript prevented my back button from returning to Google. I had to mash it to escape their page. It was fucking shlink.

by iateyourcat February 4, 2012

Shlinkis

A silly name for a penis.

Put your shlinkis away, I really dont want to see that.

by Shlinkis Face November 25, 2009

Shlink

To cut a nut off

Shit, 10K at nut......Shlink!

by Shlinker123 October 24, 2018

shlink

Shit Licking Dink, someone who s a shitface, that likes licking dinks... dinks are fun, also known as ; cock, slong, weiner, johnson, peter, dick, tool, joystick, broomhandle, doodle, wood, pickle, rusty,tuba, and most commonly known as the PENIS...

"Laura you are such a shlink"

by Adrura February 27, 2008

shlink cheese

To produce methane gasses from one's posterier. To flatulate. usually smells of gouda.

Hey jenna... shlink cheese.

by Amanda December 1, 2004

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015