Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by Jamie November 29, 2003

Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

sleeving

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.

"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."

by flavanugz April 1, 2009

Sleaking

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax

Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital

by Slug lover January 23, 2014