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SHLAP by si Papi Boi March 16, 2021
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When a Male slaps a woman in the face with his penis.
Hey babe can I shlap you?
Shlap by 3000IQ genius November 6, 2021

Shlap da hoe 

When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe
Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”

Morning shlap 

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you
I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone
Morning shlap by njd4 April 6, 2019

No shlap bap 

Meaning No lie in other words no cap meaning that’s true or u are agreeing with something.
Braeden: Ay her ass fat as fuck
Kelon: No shlap Bap her shit fat

Or.....
Logan: This dude trash

Kelon: No shlap bap
No shlap bap by Lildopeman3521 November 26, 2020

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.