shrimpy jalepeño

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia

Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!

by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021

Skimpy

skimpy: too short clothing; when clothes are so skimpy Snookie wouldnt even wear them but your 12 year old daughter does for her dates.

shes only 12 and has those skimpy clothe, i cant believe her mother let her out of the house

by harlody runn December 30, 2011

skimpy nic

The term used to describe a bag of weed sold by some dealers that is supposed to be equivilent to a 5 bag or nickle bag. However, the combination of inflation mixed with the stereotypical personality of drugdealers and that they are always trying ta short you, the bag seems just that, a little short or "skimpy". a skimpy or short nickle bag.

You: Yo homie, you got any trees?
Bum: Watchu need?
You: Lemme cop an 8th?
Bum: Sry, i only sell skimpy nics and 40 bags.

by young hovito February 22, 2008

Shrimpy

A 3-4 inch tall weapon-loving Mastermind, with an insane desire to take over the world.

Shrimpy

by evil geinous of pittsburg April 15, 2009

Skimpy dipping

Stripping down only to your underwear to swim

We went skimpy dipping because no one wanted to be naked

by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Shrimpy

A male with a abnormally small penis. Gets called a variety of names such as Shrimpy, Shrimp Dick, or Small Fry. And he normally claims he has a large dick... do you though?

“Hey Shrimpy you got a girlfriend yet”
“I wish, not with my little guy”

by Shrimpdickwillie69 December 22, 2017

shrimpy dimpy

Brown to black uncircumcised penis that commonly curves down

Yo me and Steven went fishing with our shrimpy dimpys this weekend !

by BabyZay December 30, 2020