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shizzel

Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!
by june t August 11, 2014
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Shizmonkeys

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009
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shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.
Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!
by sam April 26, 2005
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Shiznozzle

1. Beyond normal awesomeness.

2. Can also be used as a substitute curse word.
1. That printer was totally shiznozzle
2. I am so shiznozzling mad!
by Prussia and Eridan October 18, 2012
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Shizuo

A Shizuo is someone who usually goes against the nature of its name.

The name is Japanese, its chinese characters translate to Serene Man, however the definition to Serene is, in fact- Unaffected by disturbance; calm and unruffled- which is quite contrary to an individual who may posses the name Shizuo.
Shizuo's tend to be disliked, avoided, and childishly annoying. A person who enjoys calm and despises violence, yet partakes in it. A Shizuo is usually affected by anything that doesn't follow the 'natural order', and hates those who try to disturb the peace of their surroundings.
A Shizuo usually also possess a short fuse, so mingling in their lives should always be cautiously calculated in the way a Shizuo responds to it- is it annoying, or boring? Is it nice or cruel? Depending on the way a Shizuo see's it, a Shizuo will act accordingly.
Shizuo's tend to dislike the media, and rarely partakes in watching TV or dwelling on rumors or drama.
Shizuo's have a knack for sweet things, but would eat something rather odd as long as it looks good.
An enigma, Shizuo's are rather hard to understand.
One day while walking around, I spotted Shizuo, who managed to, yet again, uproot a rather heavy object from its foundation, and toss it at Izaya. For a man who dislikes violence, he basically drowns in it.
by Whocaresmuchanyway June 14, 2011
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Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.
I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard
by Ellbobby February 21, 2011
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Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020
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