ShitRails

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

shiterally

Literally shit.

I think you might have stepped in something... It's all over the tent and mattress now. Shiterally.

by Genghis Kanye May 5, 2018

Shiteral

When you are in the middle of a figurative shit show and human shit literally becomes involved.

Yesterday was shiterally the worst day ever.

by candlegirl October 31, 2019

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

by bonbon722 May 8, 2018

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

by cazort September 15, 2003

ShitNail

After fingering your partners butthole, you now have shit under your finernails.

Hey get your shitnail away from me you butthole fingerer.

by Danielle Shaw February 25, 2008

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.

Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!

by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007