Shittrumpet

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

by Milk carton December 2, 2014

shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 9, 2007

Shitbum

Noun: A person of absolutely no value or worth. To perform no function, and meet zero expectation.

What are you doing today Jeff?

I am hungover and being a total shitbum.

by TheTightEnd September 4, 2009

shitbum

Origin: San Francisco Sixth and Mission streets.

A dirty bum, usu. with pumpkin butter in his/her pocket and requests ambulance transport for unnecessary reasons.

I had to work last night...I was up all night slinging shitbums.

by The Shitbum May 13, 2005

shitbumfuckery

Higher level of bumfuckery.
The utter stupidity and ignorance is so profound that you begin to consider killing yourself or the fucktard in order to escape/end the situation.

We were all having dinner when John started his shitbumfuckery. Everyone at the table was ready to drive their utensils into his throat.

by Captain Jack Waters February 20, 2009

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

shitpump

A person who's only reason to exist is to produce excrement.

Bobby's such a shitpump!

by Mike Eggenhuizen October 24, 2003