Shit-Tucky Mushroom

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Shitfuckery

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.

I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.

by Cajewdel December 18, 2021

shitsucker

A person who sucks on another ones shit.

Your such a shitsucker!

by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008

shitfuck

An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.

"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Shitfuck

A combination of two profane words used to vent frustration.

Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?

by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009

Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005