Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

Shitternet

Having shit internet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet

by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020

shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

Shitternet

Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.

Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.

by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 15, 2022

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009