shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shittanked

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

by Luke N August 4, 2006

Shittany

The merging of names When two people by the names of Shane and Brittany start dating and are always around each other.

Dude, who invited Shittany to the party? They’re always together..it’s disgusting.

by Sloth Juice August 24, 2020

Shittastic

The fantastic feeling you have after taking a shit.

I just took a huge dump and i feel shittastic.

by Becks January 1, 2003

shittature

Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.

I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009