Shitcrum

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

shitbum

Origin: San Francisco Sixth and Mission streets.

A dirty bum, usu. with pumpkin butter in his/her pocket and requests ambulance transport for unnecessary reasons.

I had to work last night...I was up all night slinging shitbums.

by The Shitbum May 13, 2005

SHITrauma

A fecal accident which can cause great embarassment to an individual and/or others.

I had a SHITrauma last night when I managed to spray three walls and a toilet with shit, at WORK.

by GLBurns007 January 14, 2008

shitbumfuckery

Higher level of bumfuckery.
The utter stupidity and ignorance is so profound that you begin to consider killing yourself or the fucktard in order to escape/end the situation.

We were all having dinner when John started his shitbumfuckery. Everyone at the table was ready to drive their utensils into his throat.

by Captain Jack Waters February 20, 2009

Shitrus

Slang term, renaming Citrus County, in Florida, which is boring as hell, and pretty shitty.

Tommy: "Hey, I'm moving up to Virginia!"
Sam: "You're leaving me in Shitrus County?!"

One: "Man, I'm so bored"
Two: "Yea, there's nothing to do in Shitrus."

by Masked Octopus July 16, 2011

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004