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Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.
I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.
by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020
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shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
by Anti November 22, 2004
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shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
by SirLeche April 28, 2005
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shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.
Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"
by The can man. December 2, 2011
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Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.
Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.
by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013
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shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.
John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.
by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011
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shitload

A whole bunch of....
by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004
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