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Shitlifting

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
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shit list

He's on the shit list. Don't let him in.
by Neurowave February 22, 2003
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Shit List

If you don't like a person they are in your shit list AKA Hit List
If a person is in your shit list that means you hate them and are planning to do something to them
by ac February 9, 2004
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prom night shit list

A practical punishment for school bullying and mean girl type behavior.If a student engages in any type of bullying behavior.Their names are put on a list,and if their name comes up,when the prom ticket is purchased,the couple will be denied addmission to the big dance. A prime example was the in the movie Carrie.When the girls gym teacher told the mean girls whom were bullying Carrie,"Your Prom Bids Will Not Be Accepted". This is often a great detterent to stop bullying,when something of value, is taken away from the little hooligans.
Two of the girls on the cheer squad were told that their prom bids would not be accepted,if they kept picking on the new girl in school. Those two will soon be on the "Prom Night Shit List".
by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013
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Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
by devilace July 24, 2009
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shit list

Something you get put on if you've managed to offend, hurt, humiliate, contradict, disagree, bad mouth, lie, or cheat someone.
Hey man, how you going? Guess what, I'm on Jimmy's shit list! Why? Well I disagreed with him and now I'm on his shit list.
by TD3 August 20, 2010
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shitblistering

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.
by meater October 6, 2003
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