Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004

Shithoused

When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston

"You've been shithoused"

by Fog916 December 13, 2018

shithouse

A method in which a person/collective overcome a challenge in a cheeky or slightly unethical manner.

"Arch used some absolute shithousery on pro-clubs the other night."

by ManLikeArch May 25, 2021

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithouse

Someone who is the epitome of scum, The lowest of the low.

Someone with absolutely no morals.
A person who's just out for themselves and has to regard for anyone else, no matter how close they may be.

Hello mr Roberts, how are you today? I've made you some breakfast.

'Fuck off! I'm trying to watch Jeremy Kyle'
Gav, You're such a shithouse.

by strebor nivag January 9, 2014

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 1, 2002

shithouse

a cowardly person a variation on shitbag

hes a fucking shithouse

by sheiky September 27, 2005