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shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010
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Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.
Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.
by Deadbreed January 20, 2011
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shithouse

A method in which a person/collective overcome a challenge in a cheeky or slightly unethical manner.
"Arch used some absolute shithousery on pro-clubs the other night."
by ManLikeArch May 25, 2021
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crazy as a shithouse rat

Deranged, demented behavior that others deem similar to that of a rodent that dwells in a wood shithouse.
He's crazy as a shithouse rat! If his toes slip off that steering wheel that car's gonna roll.
by Rev Tolby November 1, 2007
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Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.
I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write
by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010
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shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004
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shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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