Shithawk

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you

I'm watching you... Like a shithawk

by the shitapillar November 19, 2010

shitnap

n. The act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. Often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.

v. the act of taking a shitnap. -ing,

Guy1: "I'm so tired, and I've got to take a shit."
Guy2: "Shitnap, dude... shitnap."
Guy1: "Good call, see you in about 45 minutes."

by Wade Justice April 19, 2005

shithop

Another name for (c)rap - loud noise that fidiots think is music.

Geez, you hear that shithop.

Yeah, what a fugly fidiot.

by CharlieBe May 1, 2009

shithammed

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

by Bohon January 3, 2008

Shitapp

A cell phone application with no search option

Well that's a shitapp, there is no search option

by Shitapp July 2, 2017

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014