shitmitt

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shittits

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

Shittits, I dropped my wallet!

Shittits My wife left me!

by RustyMember November 21, 2010

Shit Fit

An extreme fit of anger or spazticness.
Normaly flailing of arms and screaming obsenities and people.

Dont Have A Fucking Shit Fit.
He Only Gone And Had A Shit Fit.
I only wiped shit in his ear when he was sleeping no need to take a shit fit

by Jay Clarkson December 26, 2004

Shitfinger

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"

by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014