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shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)
"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"
by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008
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when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.
After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.
by Brooke03 April 30, 2005
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An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.
Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"
by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013
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To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)
Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed
by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017
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When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.
Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.
by Gunny20 October 27, 2014
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When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG
by Versacebatman September 5, 2014
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"i was so shitfaced yesterday a should not have fucked that guy" - Superbad
by Bjørn The Bootykiller May 22, 2018
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