shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitjack

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.

Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.

by JSbig June 25, 2015

shitcakes

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

by franc September 22, 2005

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitclick

Someone that sucks at operating a mouse.

"Tyler is such a shitclick. He clicks on the porn ads every time."

by jattacksonn March 13, 2018

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005