shitslap

When a person screws another person over completely and utterly.

“Oh fuck. Jim has taken my credit cards, and last night he hypnotised me and made me reveal all my bank details and PIN numbers. Now he’s drained all the money from all my accounts, bought a Thai bride and a plane and flew to Cuba where he’ll no doubt take over some seedy drug ring and use my hard, earned cash to buy hookers, cocaine and god knows what else. Fuck, I totally got shitflapped.”

“I knew I wouldn’t get the tenner back, Jim is well known for shitflapping.”

"Ben took your girlfriend? Hmmm, shitslap."

by John Delonge April 25, 2006

Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.

Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."

by KidGoyard November 14, 2016

shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Shitslapped

High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.

I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.

by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019

shitblimp

A person who is simultaneously an asshole and remarkably stupid, a much more devastating way to call someone stupid.

Bob: did you hear Tommy running his mouth again?
Jim: yeah that guy is such a shitblimp!

by Colonel_Bill June 17, 2014

shitflaps

The festering labia of unkempt female genatalia.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, she had shitflaps didn't she?!"

by Rudolph Munchnikker June 6, 2005

Shitstamp

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap

after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself

by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008