Shitball #3

A term that misanthropists use to describe the horrible and pathetic world they inhabit. Also known as Earth. In case you didn't know, #3 corresponds to the number of the planet we are away from our sun.

Two people at a table together.
Jim: Hey Bob, why the long face? :(
Bob: I live on shitball #3, why else?

by Gorion79 January 25, 2010

shitball

A low-life loser; degenerate.

What a shitball! He killed his family!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Shitballing

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.

I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.

by Dick driller January 6, 2009

shitballs

An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.

On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.

"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.

by Lisa V June 9, 2005

Shitballs

Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.

"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."

by Hoolio, King of Nothing July 30, 2003

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

shitgull

A seagull that shits all over you.

My lovely dress that I only wear on Sundays was ruined by a shitgull.

by Nappies February 15, 2008