shitscrub

some body who is a little scally wag and somebody who is very trampy and scruffy and somebody who drives a gut truck who is about 4 ft tall.

check out shitscrub the scruffy litle bastard,

shiiittt scruubbb nawwwwww

the shmirt curt on the 1963 kawasaki beast

narrgghhhh the big marshall thermo baby

by jake stevens May 5, 2006

Shitscuits

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

Shitscapade

A period of great stress in which one has to shit, but seemingly all bathrooms on God's green earth are occupied. This forces you to frantically search all bathrooms in the immediate vicinity until you either finding a bathroom or shitting your pants.

"Damn Daniel, I had to go on a shitscapade today; people were droppin' cold ones in every bathroom in the building! I had to blow up 7/11's toilet"

by Tasty Stew May 27, 2017

shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

by PolTol March 13, 2020

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007