shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

shitbird by ray bot March 26, 2008

shitbird

anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.

That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.

shitbird by frank woods November 6, 2012

shitbird

Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.

"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"

shitbird by Justin B-K July 16, 2008

Shitbird

one who eats his own shit

Bob Boule is the dumbest shitbird at this company

Shitbird by Steve O December 5, 2003

Shitbird

Moronic person, irrelevant person, person that makes a complete ass of themselves

david macias and joey bearly are fucking shitbirds ..slappy , moron

Shitbird by Giovanni29935 June 30, 2015

Shitbird

A person who "shits" all over your favorite things you might like. Originally meant for a useless thing/person, it comes to mean a n assholes who treats the things you like like trash.

It can also be applied to people who talk

Negatively about others, wether it be behind their back or in front of their face.

Man, Chris is such a shit bird. Every time we watch a movie, he keeps shitting on the film while we watch it.

Scott keeps talking shit behind everyone's back. He's such a shitbird .

Shitbird by XyloboneX889 May 31, 2018

shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

shitbird by The Xan Man February 28, 2019