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shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.
"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."
by SkyFood June 14, 2009
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shitstomper

One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.
The toilet was broken at our hotel so I had to pull a shitstomper.
by Slubba April 12, 2005
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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shitstomper

A racist, and also trashy redneck, hick, hillbilly thats intolerant to others that aren't rednecks, hicks or hill billyish.
Tom: You see Bill over there?
Suzie: yea! what about him?
Tom: He's being a #shitstomper again making racist remarks.
by B@rk April 23, 2020
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Shitstop

Similar to a pitstop. A shitstop is done either when driving or playing racing games. A shitstop is the act of stopping for a quick shit especially after the famous sim race combo of nicotine and coffee
Dude I'm going to do a shitstop in like 2 laps.
by Tomtheavgeek March 17, 2021
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emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.
"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"
by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023
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Shitstamp

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself
by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008
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