shithook

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

by trafamladorian October 31, 2017

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 19, 2006

shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

Shitshooter

The forceful eruption of ones anus in which the pounds per square inch is so great it will peel the flesh from the bone.

I decapitated Big Laqeesha with my powerful shitshooter.

by New guy November 29, 2019

Shithooks

A name assigned to an individual that has just taken a shit and does not wash their hands

Hey there’s shithooks over there eating a sandwich after he just took a shit and didn’t wash his hands

by Senioralphadog June 25, 2019