shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

by horses May 30, 2006

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

pity shit

When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.

Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time

Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"

by Pettybitch January 27, 2017

From Brad Pitt to Brad Shit

When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.

Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”

by Alexthedictionary February 4, 2019

Shitpit

A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.

Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?

by CrowbarKiller September 1, 2008

shitpit

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).

Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."

by Cody Murray September 16, 2005