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A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.
Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.
by horses May 26, 2006
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.
Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit
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Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.
'' I need a second episode, where's the shit pit ? ''
by Samuel Mansell July 07, 2004
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1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.
Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.

Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
by Nick2401 June 22, 2011
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A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.
Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?
by CrowbarKiller June 09, 2006
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A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray August 23, 2005
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