skiptard

A dj that can't ever match beats correctly.

That skiptard tried to mix a jungle and a house record.

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

Shipyard

noun. a heavenly brew responsible for black-outs in the New England area, specifically Maine. beer

varieties: Export, Pumpkinhead, Special Brew, Winter, Joshua Chamberlain, Old Thumper

We got a keg of shipyard.

You ever tried playing beerpong with shipyard? I was wrecked!

I love fall because Pumpkinhead is out.

by mmmbeer August 2, 2008

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

šiptardžija

Šiptar (shiptar) is what the Albanians call themselves, and that word is offensive in any other country (Serbia, Bosnia, Big Croatia).
Šiptardžija is someone who is worse than a šiptar (someone who is a big šiptar).

- That nigga Bruno is a šiptar.

- Nah man, he is worse than that, he is a šiptardžija.

- Got 'em!

by piskovic July 8, 2019

shitard

some tard who enjoys eating shit or shit related products.

1. Mark is so brokeback he actually is the biggest shitard ever

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

shipyard chalker

A man who ties up pieces of rope filling holes in a ship or boat. Along with this he puts a tar-like substance into the hole so the water doesn't leak in when more water pressure is added.

I hired a shipyard chalker to repair my boat yesterday.

by ARneddrdeewn March 18, 2009