shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

Shizaster

At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.

Entertainment:

From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."

Politics:

Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"

Housekeeping:

From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"

Parenting:

From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"

Nurtition:

From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."

by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009

Silas

Silas is an amazing guy. He is always there for you and loves you honest. He is emotional and sensitive, but a real man. He will always protect you. He makes you smile always, also if you’re sad.

He likes to play video games and loves sweets.

Silas is the most sweet and loving person you will ever meat.

Never let Silas go or hurt him.

I love you Silas. ❤️

A: He is the greatest in the world
B: I know, he is a Silas.

by Lalelunaa October 16, 2020

Shila

An alternation of the name "chyla", Shila is meant to be one of the prettiest human beings to have ever walked the Earth. If you know a Shila, you should be proud of yourself. Shila is the bottom of the rainbow, she's the prettiest girl ever. You can't find a Shila, it's too hard, but once you find her, you will gain good luck for the rest of her life. If however, you find her and not keep her, she'll find a way to ruin your life forever.

Jason found Shila at a young age. He won the lottery the day after he married her, and the strange thing is that he never even bought a ticket. Three days later, his boss retired and made him the head of the company.

by WadaH February 7, 2010

Shivlas

Shivers that stem from feeling extremely happy/good.

"When he looks at me that way I get shivlas"

"You give me shivlas!"

by kosherkt October 29, 2009

Shitastrophy

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...

"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"

by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

Shifasplaining

When Shifa Muhammad Abdur Raqeeb Lallu Panju gaslights you and pretends that she knows everything better than you, making you question yourself and what you believed to be true.

Shifasplaining is becoming a thing

by zviqar September 2, 2022