Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

ai shiteru

A Japanese phrase of "I love You".

More intimate though and is actually so strong married couples are hesitant to use the phrase.

Girl: "ai shiteru"
Boy: "Don't you think that is a little extreme. I mean we've only been dating two weeks."

by NAtwins August 6, 2014

Sherry Shiver

An infinite consequence of drinking Sherry. Even if only consumed once it will haunt you till your death. Causes unannounced shivers occasionally throughout your life.

Ben: Tom, how are you cold? It's the middle of July!
Tom: I'm not it was just a Sherry Shiver. Ben: Those things are whack!

by Genghistom November 19, 2016

shiternet

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007